Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers

You just think you know how to tie your shoes. If you one of the many people that have their shoelaces come undone during the day it is because you do not tie your shoes correctly. Here’s how you should be doing it:

• How to eat a chicken wing. WTF, why didn’t anyone teach me this years ago?
• How they pluck a chicken? Enjoy!
• How to make a Fried Bologna Sandwich
• How to change a flat tire
• How to pick a lock with a paperclip
• How to kiss women, by Captain Kirk

Is it cold outside?

• “Shit My Dad Says” Twitter feed picked up by CBS to be made into a sitcom
• The White House Reacts to ABC’s ‘V’ Series
• Gisele Topless in Fishnet Stockings and High Heels [NSFW]
• The 15 Best Prison Movies
• Marvel Comics: The Swimsuit Editions
• 24: The Lost Episodes – Jack Bauer Disputes a Credit Card Charge
• Deer loses head-butt contest with lawn ornament
• 30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1982 (Pt. 2)

• 15 Things Worth Knowing About Coffee (PIC)
• Raising Arizona + 2012  = Awesome
• Rugby Cheerleaders: The Hottest Women You Never Knew Existed
• The Google logo designer is having marital problems
• How to trick your boss into upgrading your workspace
• Father-son Bonding
• Al Gore Will Be On The ‘30 Rock’ Christmas Episode
• World’s largest bikini parade (with video)