You know those commercials on TV trying to sell you Viagra or Cialis so you can a four-hour sex fest with the wife  and her sister even though you’re old and it’s gross?

Well going to Louisville, Kentucky, is just like that.

The Louisville tourism board wants you to believe that if you know that feeling when the mood is right, but the city is wrong?  Louisville can help...

Their last promotion of giving away free oral pleasure to women didn’t take off like the city thought it would which forced the board to issue this commercial trying to trick you into thinking Louisville is a fun place to move.

We really don’t know much about the city other than that they have a good basketball team and a decent abortion clinic in town.

Thankfully that ad cleared things up.

I Endorse This Ad!

I know one restaurant to avoid

Now if Louisville can get away with making a controversial commercial to try to boost the economy we thought our little burg of Knoxville could use a jump start, too.

That is why we commissioned the new Knoxville campaign “We’ve Got Balls!“

We think it really fits our town to a “T! “

And it sure beats the current slogan, “Grayest City on Earth.”

Now if we can just get a budget to make a commercial…

Knoxville - We've Got Balls

Knoxville – We've Got Balls