Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers

Peter’s profile on his company’s website declares that Peter, an assistant rental manager, enjoys cricket and coin collecting. And once swam with sharks. These conflicting pastimes were puzzling until you got to where he listed “Flowers in the Attic” by Virginia Andrews as his favorite novel and you realize he was simply insane.

No one is a fan of rental property inspections but they are preferable to rental property inspections without warning….

Especially if you are not home at the time…

And you haven’t cleaned since a four day binge of beer, cigarettes and internet…

And you have an adult movie cover left on top of the television in the bedroom…

Next to drugs….