Browsing Monthly Archive
September 2009
Whitest Kids You Know – Moon Bears
The United States Government finally admits that they have a secret base on the moon. Sadly, there is a bear problem on the base which
Carl Sagan Autotunes The Universe
When considering the creation of the universe, the State of Tennessee advocates a policy of “What Monkey Scopes Trial,” whereby the conception of our known
Quebec Redneck: Steel Plates Make Bad Targets
Ahh….a YouTube video about a dude at a shooting range. That might at first glance seem like an ordinary clip of a redneck showing off
Cousin Eddie News: Randy Quaid Arrested in Texas
We have Randy’s brother Dennis on our Google Alerts for the term “Dennis Quaid Oscar Nomination.” Sadly after years of seeing no reports coming into
12 Most Unfortunate Costumes for a Mugshot
That person in the cow suit looks a little happier than we would if we had been busted wearing a crazy costume. Turns out that


