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Holy crap, you can’t make this stupidity up!

Michael D Duvall is [at least for a little bit longer] the Orange County’s 72nd Assembly
 District representative. He probably won’t be there much longer. He probably won’t be married much longer. And he probably won’t have either of his 2 mistresses much longer.

Turns out that Duvall forgot his microphone was on when he was vividly describing his sexual exploits with his first mistress for all to hear. Then he started talking about his other mistress who his wife nor his 1st mistress know about.

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It’s not the first time he’s been caught with his mic on. Check out this exclusive video obtained by Dave and Thomas Cub Reporter Drew Hepler which features Duvall going to the bathroom after talking about a visit from the Queen of England.

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