If it were not for the Internet we would never have access to this story about a woman, who has been arrested 40 times in the past, who gets busted for stealing a case of beer by trying to smuggle it out between her legs. Yes. She stuck a case of beer between her legs and tried to waddle out with it.

Even though she’s been arrested for the crime the authorities are still looking for her accomplice who has been described as a foul, smelly dude with a beard who goes by the name of Biff.