Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers

Every wanted to have eyes on your butt that wink when walk? Us neither….

But that doesn’t stop inventor is William A. Jones, a retired father of five and grandfather of seven who lives in Everett, Washington, from creating “Winkers”, the pants that wink back.

Mr. Jones says that the idea came to him when he admired a woman walking towards him and, as men do, checked her out as she passed him.

Our guess is that Mrs. Jones caught him lookin’ at young girls asses and he tried to justify his perversion as ‘research’ and made these jeans to prove it. They kinda have that look to them.