Archive for July, 2009

For better or worse, here’s a video of white chicks doing Bill “Puddin’ Pops” Cosby impressions. From Tosh.0, the dudes who brought you Asians doing Christopher Walken.

I wanna be a Ho! The Velvet Jones School of Technology will teach you all the necessary requriemnts to acheive the dream of being a streetwalker. Don’t just sit at home being a deadbeat. Be someone. Be a Ho!

The never-before-seen footage of the singer’s 1984 Pepsi commercial accident that many insiders say kick started the King of Pop-Culture’s addiction to pain pills. The clip from US Weekly shows one take where the pyrotechnics exploded as planned — after Jackson descended the stairs and began performing with his brothers. On the sixth take, though, things went horribly wrong: The fireworks erupted too early, igniting Jackson’s head in flames. Jackson is at first unaware he’s on fire, and continues dancing.

What is the proper way to eat a banana? When it comes to bananas you should trust a monkey on the correct way to eat it. All this time we’ve been doing it the wrong way.

Summer is officially upon us with the start of the annual Redneck Games in Dublin, Georgia. From the lighting of the Ceremonial Torch, which is made of Bud cans, to the fireworks at the end of the day you can expect the best athletic demonstrations that rednecks can come up with.

For example, there’s the Redneck Horseshoes, Bobbin’ for Pigs Feet, Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest, Mudpit Belly Flop and our favorite, the Armpit Seranade.

More than 10,000 competititors have been taking part in events from watermelon-seed-spitting to armpit-squelching at this year’s Redneck Games. The most popular contest of the games, which take place in the small US town of East Dublin in Georgia, is the mud-pit belly-flop.

Fully clothed contestants throw themselves into a vat of red mud clay with points awarded for beauty of form and the size of the splash produced. In other disciplines, competitors bobbed for pigs trotters and attempted to replicate the sound of breaking wind in the ‘armpit serenade’. Eric ‘Iron Head’ Outler emerged triumphant, trotter in mouth, from the bobbing competition after removing pigs feet in under 21 seconds in one round, and under 16 seconds in another. For his troubles he received a trophy that consisted of a half crushed, empty mounted beer can. The Redneck Games were first held in 1996 as a spoof of the Olympic Games which were then being held in Atlanta. [source]

IPhones are awesome and you can do anything like surf the web or check your emails. You can even install Windows 95 on it. Wait…what?

Man, if this is a fad we better make sure our site works in Netscape 4.0. At least you can play Minesweep on it.

An ode to female programmers. Both of them! We bet the song “Coder Girl” gets worn out at next week’s Comic-con in San Diego.

Folks in Knoxville surfing their Comcast for something to watch tonight will be happier. Knoxville Comcast has stepped closer to living up to their claim of having the most HD channels by actually adding HD channels people will watch. This doesn’t include PPV or music channels which have been the loophole that Comcast uses for claiming their number of HD channels.

Even though it appears that for some damn reason HBO will never have HD on Demand we were pleased to see that Comcast finally offers some channels in HD that we’ve been wanting for quite a long time.  Like ESPN news or Comedy Central.  Even G4 so we can watch next week’s Comic-con and Olivia Munn closeups.  Hey, we can get “Code Monkeys” in HD now!  Well, maybe that last one won’t make much of a difference….

And the list is nothing to shake your head at.  We count almost 2 dozen news channels on HD including  a couple we’ve never heard of before. Here’s a brief lineup of the channels we’ve found so far:

• Nickelodeon HD
• Disney X-HD
• ESPNews
• SPIKE TV
• Comedy Central
• FUSE
• WE: Women’s Entertainment
• IFC Movies
• Lifetime
• MGM HD
• Style Network
• G4
• TV One
• Bio HD
• LMN [Lifetime Movies Network]
• GRN [Planet Green from Discovery Channel]
• Encore
• Hallmark
• Fox Business Network
• MTV
• Vh1
• BET
• CMT

Link Into Laziness. Let your soul just relax and you will be free from the spreadsheets and the ringing phone and that guy who always spends all day walking around telling people how hard he’s working. We’ve spiked the water cooler with LSD and called in 20 dozen pizzas to your office for lunch. Enjoy. [Jenna Fischer Pic via]

• UFC 100 Is Decadent and Deprived
• The Strangest Pregnancy Test You’ll Ever See
• Results of a nationwide sexual activity and satisfaction survey
• Honda Accord Extreme Tuning
• Hey Cigs! [pic]
• A collection of animals getting drunk
• W.A.S.P plays “Wild Child” LIVE in Munich
• When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what’s a good comeback?
• Violet gets Very Naked on Cam [NSFW]
• Our Monday Morning WTF
• 35 Pounds Is Gangsta!
• I gotta try this at work [GIF]
• Jackie Chan, Jaden Smith start ‘Karate Kid’ remake
• Ryan Reynolds to be the Green Lantern in the upcoming movie
• Watchmen: 5-Disc Ultimate Collector’s Edition (UCE), coming on December 2009

• Becks and Posh Sell You Underwear
• 25 Awesome Futuristic Concept Cars
• 10 Things We’d Do With All that Stimulus Money
• Jay Leno Gets Pranked By D-Bags In Gay T-Shirts
• Ron Artest’s shitty musical tribute to Michael Jackson
• 13 Crazy Photos of Music Stars That Will Keep Kids Sober
• Konnichiwa evil squid head girl
• He-Man provided first insecurities about my body
• I Enjoyed A Weekend With Lisa Rinna
• TOP 15 MAGIC BABES FROM MOVIES & TV
• Shaman: Spirits Underneath
• Erin Andrews’ Greatest Hits
• Entourage Pitch Meeting
• Elephants on Acid: The Most Bizarre Scientific Experiments of All Time

For the record, this Psychic actually never claimed he could bend spoons with my hands. That was the host’s claim. The Psychic powers just flow through the hands and cause the spoons to bend…that’s how it’s done! Thanks to Fry and Laurie for clearing that up for us.