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Archive for July, 2009

A hungry cat resorts to increasingly desperate measures to catch a housefly. Simon’s Cat, like ours, is quite a handful.

Jean-Claude Van Damme knows how to handle his out-of-control snake. Just keep punching it and hope the venom doesn’t get you in the eyes

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia star Danny DeVito stopped by the MTV panel and gladly talked about his desire to be naked on screen.

“People want to see my naked body,” the actor says, noting that he’d love to share the experience with a certain Angelina Jolie.

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It has been a year and a half since we said goodbye to the talented Heath Ledger while he was working on the Terry Gilliam [Brazil] movie The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus. Ledger’s death one-third of the way through filming caused production to be temporarily suspended and his role was recast with Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell portraying transformations of Ledger’s character Tony as he travels through a dream world.

Footage of the movie was released at the Comic Con this week showing Ledger in his last movie as a member of a a traveling theater troupe that offers audience members a chance to go beyond reality through a magical mirror in his possession.

While it’s great to see the actor one last time it’s still truly sad to know he’s gone.

Thanks to the fans of the show, NBC’s Chuck has lived to see another season. And on Saturday the cast and crew will be on hand to talk to fans at the Comic Con. This illustrated Chuck poster has leaked out and is stunningly beautiful with it’s geekiness. This great poster style is modeled after the gifted Drew Struzan who made movie posters for Hollywood for over 40 years. This Chuck version is great but it’s not as good as our favorite of all time, this one featuring Jack Burton.

The updated Tron movie finally has some footage showing up at the Comic Con. The original movie by Disney in 1982 helped make computer graphics a mainstream element in movies and stared a young Jeff Bridges (The Big Lebowski) as a computer programmer trapped inside an electric world.

TRON is a 3D high-tech adventure set in a digital world that’s unlike anything ever captured on the big screen. Sam Flynn (GARRETT HEDLUND), the tech-savvy 27-year-old son of Kevin Flynn (JEFF BRIDGES), looks into his father’s disappearance and finds himself pulled into the same world of fierce programs and gladiatorial games where his father has been living for 25 years. Along with Kevin’s loyal confidant (OLIVIA WILDE), father and son embark on a life-and-death journey across a visually-stunning cyber universe that has become far more advanced and exceedingly dangerous.

Dexter, our favorite show for a few years running, is storming back into Season 4 with a handful of issues to deal with including the spawn of Dex.  Showtime has not held back and has blanketed San Diego with Dexter ads for today’s Comic Con event.

The uber fantastic John Lithgow also joins the cast for Season 4 and the panel for San Diego Comic Con to showcase all the cool toys and gadgets surrounding the show.  We still have to wait until September 27th for the show to kick start again but with the Comic Con today we have learned a few fun things about Dexter.

First, there are new promo posters shown above.  In classic Dexter promotional style we get a shiver and a smile.  Baby Dex should be a fun addition and looks great on the back of peddle cabs.

Second, there is a killer iPhone ap based on the show.  Literally.  Dexter the Game is a downloadable game for your iPhone which allows you to analyze crime scenes, uncover evidence, and choose which brand of justice best suits the situation. How beautiful! A serial killer game for the iPhone with blood splatters and knives.

Check out these 2 promos for the game:

Third on the list is the great Dexter action figure. Standing 7-inches tall and fully articulated, Dexter comes with interchangeable arms, allowing him to transform from killer to blood-splatter expert and back again. He also includes loads of great accessories: knife, body bag, ID badge, and blood slide! This sculpt is personally approved by Michael C. Hall.

And finally fourth we have a Season 4 preview. This video clip shows the struggle of the demons in Dexter with his urge to be a good dad and settle down. Also of note Showtime announced that there will be an Dexter animated prequel to flush out the story before the series. The episodes are being geared as webisodes for the Internet but Michael C. Hall will be doing the voice so all is good.

A gallery of great Dexter promos and fun stuff. [via]

Who is the modern man? AskMen.com has compiled the votes from this year’s “Great Male Survey” and the results help determine that the modern man is both traditional and progressive. You can now view the results of over 50,000 votes to see where we stand in relationships, lifestyles and trends.

Who is “the modern man”? He’s not easy to identify, and attempts to do so typically descend into vague terminology like “macho” and “metrosexual.” What we need is data — real, hard numbers — that provide insight into how contemporary men think and behave in their professional lives, during their down-time and over the course of their romantic relationships. We at AM have that data. We have that data because more than 50,000 of our readers supplied it to us by participating in the 2009 Great Male Survey. Here it is

AskMen.com, the leading online modern lifestyle resource for men, today unveiled the results from the second annual AskMen.com Great Male Survey. The Great Male Survey provides the most accurate insight into the top trends amongst men aged 18 – 34, including fashion, lifestyle, relationship, finance and more. More than 50,000 AskMen.com readers worldwide took the survey of more than 100 unique and thought-provoking questions, revealing the true psyche of today’s male.

Here’s 16 ladies who have come up with another great use of their booblers for men to appreciate – using them as beer holders.

Obviously the bigger the better, more boob equals more beer.

Get yourself a babe with decent sized funbags and she’ll be able to squeeze two extra bottles of Bud in there when she goes to the bar for you.

Daniel Tosh takes an accurate look at the world of naughty videos before the Internet made it so easily acceptable. Those days seem like the Dark Ages now. Back then you’d have to order a VHS of a video, let’s just say Trany Amputee Midget Nurses, and wait weeks for the tape to get to your house.

Now, you’re just a Google search away and no more sticky floors!

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