Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers

Archive for July, 2009

You just know some dude is so happy his invention called the Shake Weight is being sold in stores. The premise is fantastic.

The Shake Weight [watch the video to see what we mean] is based on a completely new workout technology called Dynamic Inertia, which ignites the muscles in your arms, shoulders, and chest.  At least that’s what we say to the ladies.

Works out your entire upper body in just 6 minutes a day.  That’s right.  You should do this exercise daily.  If the weight is not around you can always find a suitable substitute…

• Speaking of shakes….Michael J. Fox’s favorite restaurant
• 100% NSFW!! Jenny Poussin and a very lucky Exercise Ball
• Aspray Is Febreeze For Your Taint
• Olivia Munn At Comic Con Makes Nerds Feel Like They’re Climbing The Rope In Gym Class
• Jessica-Jane Clement defies description

• The Cleveland Cavaliers dance team held auditions
• Remembering The Fab 5 Female Pop Stars Of The Year 2000
• MACHINE HEAD Guitarist passes out on stage in Finland
• Pick Your Favorite Pin-Up
• Gallery Of Itasha Styled Cars From Japan

• WTF?! Peter Pan got married
• 7 Professors You’ll have in College
• Sex Terms You Don’t Dare Ask About
• The Best of Yahoo! Answers
• WTF?! Theater Presents Gary Busey In Terrible Gary Busey Movie

2 Girls, 1 Sub [NSFW] Witness “2 Girls 1 Sub,” a Playboy.com video presumably sponsored by Quiznos. [via]

Announced at Comic-Con 2009, Hurley appears to be the proud owner of a new chicken franchise! This new commercial features Hugo pimping out his new dish, the Outback Roasters. Take a look at the people eating in the background. Kind of an odd bunch…

The second commercial from Comic-Con 2009 is for Oceanic Air. It seems harmless on the surface but when you start to wonder about it you think about the fact they are in business for 30 years starting in 1979 and still going. Maybe Faraday’s theories on realities have something to do with this…

The LOST panel at Comic Con dropped a few fun videos for us to digest while we wait for the final season. This first one centers around an “America’s Most Wanted” episode about the criminal career of Kate Austin [Evangeline Lilly]. The quality is not so great but well worth the look for LOST fans. [Warning : small plot spoilers ahead]

Turns out there is one person out there more addicted to LOST than we are! Comedian Paul Scheer (from Human Giant) is a big fan of LOST and camped out for 6 months at the San Diego Comic Con to present LOST creators Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse with a black velvet painting of Damon, Carlton, and a polar bear.

That almost beats our velveta sculpture of Evangeline Lilly which we would show you but during a recent Nacho emergency we are sad to say it is no longer with us. Instead we do have our most favoritious picture of Evangeline Lilly in her undies from the pilot of LOST.

Why is Captain Kirk climbing a mountain? To make love to the mountain! Go Kirk, get your freak on the autotune way!

In this video, a racecar strikes a deer, launching it up into the trees! The driver seems totally unphased, though. We’d like to see a video of the next car who has a deer drop from the it’s low altitude orbit onto it’s hood.

This little blond headed boy, who may or may not be Macaulay Culkin, shows us in this lost video found in Michael Jackson collection how NOT to brush your teeth. That method may work at Neverland Ranch but we don’t think that it’s too practical in real life.

That’s a good style to earn $10 on Magnolia Ave, though.

Remember to spit when you’re done.

The best part of waking up is A.M. Ale in your cup!

No one likes to get up in the morning and Monday’s just seem worse than any other day. Where did the time go? The good news is that if you are forced to get up in the morning to go and work for the man than we have the early morning pick-me-up for you. Try an A.M. Ale to take the edge off.

10 years ago George Lucas took the beloved Star Wars franchise down a dark road. The prequels set out to tell the story of a child Anakin Skywalker who would grow up to become a whiny, little girl just before getting cool and turning into Vader.

The little boy who was tapped for the young Vader was Jake Lloyd who is now 20 years old and reflects on the movie and the last decade.

Is there anything better than the thought of the Wu Tang Clan having a video made with Legos?

Well maybe their short lived stint at Wall Street with the Wu-Tang Financial. All we know is that the world is a far less interesting place without ODB…

Anyway, check it out. A great fan video using Legos for the Wu-Tang song Da Mystery of Chessboxin.’ Awesome!

Wu-Tang Lego: Da Mystery of Chessboxin’ from davo on Vimeo.