Ghetto Baskets is a way of life. It’s keepin’ it real. It’s the real deal. Seriously, it’s for real.

Ghetto Baskets made it their life’s mission to provide sensible offerings to those who would not otherwise be able to afford them. They use the cheapest products they can find and pass the savings on to you.

Appropriate occasions for the Ghetto Basket:

• You just found out the baby isn’t yours
• You got an extension on your unemployment
• A loved one was recently released from prison
• A hated one was recently shanked in prison
• The tornado didn’t blow your trailer away
• Britney Spears released a new album
• You just got your GED
• Arbor Day

It’s that simple. You never know exactly what each Ghetto Basket will include. It all depends on their shaky contacts and what falls off of trucks around the neighborhood. But it might have:

• Hot Sauce
• Pregnancy Test
• Grape Drink
• Batteries
• Beef Jerky
• Potted Meat
• Pork Rinds
• Noodles in a Cup
• After Shave
• Plastic Commemorative Plate
• Religious Candle
• Porcelain Figurine
• Kung-Fu DVD
• Cassette or VHS Tape
• Doo Rag
• Vapor Rub
• Energy Drank
• Soap
• Outdated Calendar

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