Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers

Arizona state Senator Sylvia Allen (R) voices support for opening up uranium mining in the state. Sen Allen responds to statements by environmentalists by assuring them that the “Earth is 6,000 years old…” Twice.

If this dumbass can be elected Senator, we’re guessing we can be, too. Obviously there are few qualifications or educational hurdles.

Our campaign will be centered around making national holidays based on Natalie Portman and Evangeline Lilly’s birthdays as well as making Mondays mandatory $1 Beer day at any bar. Also, every Senator and Congress member will be required to wear pimp hats while they have the floor and monkeys would replace bald eagles as the official mascot of the country.

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