Robogeisha Kicks Ass

Don’t mess with “Robogeisha” or you’ll pay dearly. Japanese cinema is a lot like Gary Busey. Just when you think you’ve seen the craziest they can be, you turn around and see them wandering around the food court with the pants down and their winkie in their hand singing the theme to “Love Boat.”

The trailer for “Robogeisha” looks a little like the Power Rangers meets Mario Cart meets “Phantasm” if it were narrated by an Ewok with laryngitis. An instant classic and NSFW mainly for blood and gore including one scene with a chick getting stabbed in her butt with a sword!