Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers

Toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting. That’s why instead of using a fistful of paper to wipe your ass you can now use a fistful of paper attached to the end of a stick to wipe your ass. Talk about an evolutionary improvement!/p>

According to the Internet, which does not lie, the Comfort Wipe [aka Ass-wiping stick] is a real product. So when that fat dude says it’s a great product it must be true. We bet the Comfort Wipe gets a workout by that dude after a night of burritos.