Sexy Stewardess

If you thought that flight back during the holidays from Grandmas was bad, check this one out. A mental patient flying solo on a Continental Airlines flight from Houston to Omaha, Neb., popped out of the lavatory covered in feces. The plane only had one flight attendant who moved the rest of the passengers to the front and the poo-covered dude to the back.

Somewhere in the ruckus the poo-covered dude and the flight attendant were caught up in a skirmish.  Not a very nice image to imagine.