Caitlin Davis Patriots Cheerleader

Caitlin Davis Patriots Cheerleader

There is absolutely nothing in this world we love more than a cheerleader scandal. There’s just something about some pom-pom chick in knee boots and short skirts being a little too naughty. We think they should make a special jail for these women. Like the ones you see on late-night Cinemax. There they could be properly punished. And strip searched. And forced to cheer for the warden.

Caitlin Davis Patriots Cheerleader

Caitlin Davis Patriots Cheerleader

Another good thing about creating this whole cheerleading jail scenario is that you would have to have someone to be the ones to bust these girls. Like a cheerleader police squad. We think we saw that on Cinemax, too.

One dirty woman made the cheerleading police squads most wanted. A New England Patriots cheerleader who is only 18-years old….hold on….gotta catch our breath….

…ok,…this 18-year old blond girl who dressed like an angel on Halloween got a little too frisky at a party and took a sharpie to a passed out dude.

Of course we find this funny minus the whole Anit-Semite angle. Of course we’ve done the Sharpie thing to drunk people as well. But, we’re not a hot cheerleader. We wish we were but life is cruel. Just imagine the exact opposite and you have us. We know, it’s sad but you have to play the cards dealt.

New England Patriots Cheerleader Caitlin Davis has been removed of her duties after pics of the incident surfaced on Facebook. The pics in question were quite lewd and involved swastikas, lots of penis phrases, and some other fun stuff.

Guess the Pat’s were a little offended.

Normally we would insert a joke about the Pat’s cheating but since the Giants kicked their ass in last years Super Bowl we’ll just bring that up instead.

Eli Manning rules!*

“an 18-year-old New England Patriots cheerleader was booted off the squad yesterday after pictures from Facebook surfaced that showed the Sharpie-packing pompom queen posing over a passed-out pal who has naughty words, pictures – and two swastikas – scrawled all over his face, arms and back.

Caitlin Davis and an unidentified pal appear to be writing on the unconscious prank victim and the words “penis,” ‘I’m a Jew’ and a pair of swastikas are clearly visible on his face, neck, arms and torso.

There are also a couple of pictures of the aforementioned male paraphernalia along with a list of words commonly used to describe that anatomical accoutrement. In fact, the gals’ slumbering buddy has the entire upper half of his body covered in graffiti, apparently applied while he, er, snoozed.”

Caitlin Davis Patriots Cheerleader

Caitlin Davis Patriots Cheerleader

Caitlin Davis New England Patriots Cheerleader

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*=not as good as UT’s Peyton Manning for the record.