Dave and Thomas Daily Timekillers

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Holy Crap! It’s Monday again in Knoxville. Internet work must be done, though. We really think Garfield had that right when he said Monday’s were evil. Of course, he also said that he would channel the spirit world to bring forth the appacolypse to reign Hell onto mortals. It’s there. You just have to take the sixth letter of the word every six panels starting from the first year. It’s a continuing scripture from the cat on how the world will end. Plus, he likes lasagna. Lasagna rules!

• Watch “Spaced” Episode One [Dave and Thomas]
• Win an Autographed DVD from Simon Pegg of Spaced [Peggster.net]
• The Watchmen at Comic Con [Watchmen Trailer Blog]
• From the Archives! Sexy UCLA Cheerleaders [Dave and Thomas]
• From the Archives! Korean drummer takes the show [Dave and Thomas]

Knoxville’s Own Sockman!

• The 10 Greatest Moments In Handjob History [Unibrow]
• Ever Wonder Where Your Remote Is? [Attu's World]
• Funny! Fat kid vs. Guitar [Afrojacks]
• Awkward! Attention U.S. Readers. Read how you may die in 2008…
• Damn Sexy! Gabriela Vergara In H Magazine USA [Camel Tap]
• Ummm…OK… Video: Snoop Dogg and Akshay Kumar “Singh Is Kinng” Bollywood Music Video – Behind the Scenes [Shallow Nation]
• Nice… The Bra Fitting Specialists [The Zen of Steve]
• Sweet! Dexter Game Coming to iPhone (Murder Sim?)
• Unnecessary Censorship: Sesame Street Edition

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John McGoo for President

• Cool Geek Links [Geek Like Me]
• Human-bear encounters, WARNING! [PIC]
• Next Futurama DVD, “Bender’s Game” Gets a Release Date
• “There Are Alien Bases On Earth”
• Wheee [Pic]
• I Wonder What She’s Thinking… [PIC]
• If Voting Changed Anything They’d Make It Illegal (pic)
• Whoa. Okay then. [Pic]
• 20 Favorite Sex Tips Ever
• Xbox Live May Be Moving To Free
• The world’s 10 silliest sporting events

Ninja man!

• Liquid Nitrogen Into A Swimming Pool? Why Not?
• 20 Eerie Abandoned Places from Around the World [PICS]
• Fuck the Police [PIC]
• 20 Funniest Newspaper Headlines ever
• The Real Cylons From The Battlestar Galactica You Never Saw
• First video of Pixar’s new movie, “UP”
• How High Fructose Corn Syrup Makes You Gain Weight
• $17. Now Thats Gangsta (Pic)
• This home doesn’t call 9 1 1 [PIC]
• The Super Mario Car [Pics]