A Funny List of Movie Cliches
When a girl is in a house all by herself in a horror movie, it is always raining or thunder and lightning outside.
In all junior highs, the popular girls have big boobs, while the geeky girls are flat-chested.
In movies when a character is brushing his/her teeth, they never get toothpaste on their mouth or rinse out their toothbrush when through cleaning their teeth.
Anybody eating chinese food always eats it out of the box with chopsticks
A woman´s shoes always make high heel clacking sounds, regardless which shoe type she wears. She can even wear sneakers…
Whenever at a bar or dance with loud music cranked up on high, the couple the audience sees talking have perfectly audible voices and can talk as though there is no music.
In most 80′s action flicks bussiness men and security guards look like Huey Lewis or Bruce Springsteen.
The villain will always have thousands of henchmen working for him or a small army that follows him.
There is always a full moon when people goto bed. When the lights are turned off, a delayed light turns on, causing a blue cast in the room in which they could read by.
If you are going to be killed it has to be at a time when you are alone and it has to be at night and raining.