Awesome! Gilbert Gottfried Reads Erotica Bestseller “Fifty Shades of Grey”

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May 26, 2012 humor
Awesome! Gilbert Gottfried Reads Erotica Bestseller “Fifty Shades of Grey”

If you happen to be at the library or on the bus and see someone reading the bestselling book “Fifty Shades of Grey” be sure to give them a thumbs up. Not because they like literature. But because they like smut and aren’t afraid to read it in public.

If you saw your girlfriend getting a box from Amazon with the book, here’s what’s really going on.

“Fifty Shades of Grey” is a New York Times #1 bestselling erotic fiction paperback and e-book by E. L. James  that traces the deepening relationship between college graduate Anastasia Steele and a young business magnate, Christian Grey. It is notable for its explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of BDSM.

Nice!

So if you like Twilight fanfiction, you’ll love the book.  If you thinks it’s goofy, you’ll love it when Gilbert Gottfried reads it as an audiobook!

James Bond is Back with First Skyfall Movie Trailer

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May 22, 2012 movies
James Bond is Back with First Skyfall Movie Trailer

The time is almost near for the return of Bond. James Bond.

It’s been four years since the writer’s strike ridden Quantum of Solace hit theaters and left us all a little ‘meh.’ Now the folks behind 007 have regrouped and gathered up veteran director Sam Mendes (Road to Perdition, American Beauty) and the Coen Brothers cinematographer Roger Deakins to bring back Daniel Craig’s Bond in a cool way. Sweet.

Check out the first trailer for the new James Bond movie, Skyfall, opening in movie theaters this November.

Prometheus, The Music, Is Awesome

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May 18, 2012 movies
Prometheus, The Music, Is Awesome

Well, chalk one up for Hollywood in showing me something new and cool. Turns out there’s a music production house called Audiomachine, which is technically a boutique music production house, specializing in original music and sound design for film, television and video game advertising campaigns.

Cool, right? Sounds like a cool gig.

And if you have seen a movie trailer for Battleship, MIB 3, The Cabin in the Woods, The Hunger Games, or about any other movie lately than you’ve heard their work. But what drew me to them was the music for the upcoming Alien non-prequel, Prometheus.

It’s not a prequel. It’s not a sequel. It’s an equal!

I just made that up. Ridley Scott, feel free to use it in your campaign as Prometheus opens in theaters on June 1st and twelve minutes later I O.D. on soda and popcorn while violently shaking from excitement in the theater waiting for the trailers to end and the awesome ride to begin.

Check out the trailer, if you haven’t already, and pay attention to the ghostly music.

Now here’s an audio clip of the music. You can find more about Audiomachine here.

This is Happening: Anchorman 2 Teaser

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May 17, 2012 movies
This is Happening: Anchorman 2 Teaser

Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 news team are back and it is “It’s jean-creaming time.”

Anchorman 2, the sequel to the 70′s news team comedy starring Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, and Steve Carrell is coming back to the big screen for the first time in almost a decade thanks to a teaser trailer in theaters this weekend. Even with the trailer out and filming set to begin soon with a 2013 release.

Hard to believe it will be almost 9 years between movies but good things come to those who wait.